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Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

HONEY BUNNY
I love you, Pumpkin.

PUMPKIN
Everybody be cool this is a robbery!

HONEY BUNNY
Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you

Evo ba sam gledal Pulp Fiction pa sam malo inspiriran s dijalozima iz njega

Otkrivena je nova vrsta Komaraca ( jo im moram dat neko ime sad nemam inspiracije) koja kada upikne svoj alac u prostor moe iz sisati sve iz njega I stvoriti vakum. Kad razradim priu bum ju uklopil sa priom o Izvanzemoljcima i Intergalaktikim Vjevericama.

FABIAN
Whose motorcycle is this?

BUTCH
It's a chopper, baby.

FABIAN
Whose chopper is this?

BUTCH
Zed's.

FABIAN
Who's Zed?

BUTCH
Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.


Neki dan sam bio u Melinu i upaznao sam neku Kanaanku, nemre vjerovat kak su ti Ameri zbunjeni
U svakom sluaju to je definitivno naj smjenija cura koju sam upoznao (pa mislim iz Kanade je, To je dovoljno). I da vaz odma razrijeim pitanja koje vam je sigurno palo na pamet dok ste ovo citali. Da da istina je da kanaani imaju prepolovljenu glavu kao u Saut Parku.

Personality goes a long way


VINCENT
You want some bacon?

JULES
No, man, I don't eat pork.

VINCENT
Are you Jewish ?

JULES
No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.

VINCENT
Why not?

JULES
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

VINCENT
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...

JULES
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

VINCENT
How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces

JULES
I don't eat dog either

VINCENT
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.

VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?

JULES
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what


Evo vam jedna slikica kaj sam ju napravil v pejntu
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Post je objavljen 14.03.2006. u 16:33 sati.