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Chuck Norris Facts
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
-Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
-What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
-Chuck Norris doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
-Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
-In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
-Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
-Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
-Chuck Norris can touch MC Hamme
-Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
-Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
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Chuck Norris Facts
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